Really Thick Criminals

There are some pretty idiotic criminals out there and some of them wear the most ridiculous disguises that even if you weren’t a cool cop in the police glasses you would know were coming. Which disguises are the worst ever?

Baseball Cap

I am not actually talking about the criminals that wear a baseball bat with a combination of other things but am talking about the criminals that just walk in wearing one of these caps and that is itI am not actually talking about the criminals that wear a baseball bat with a combination of other things but am talking about the criminals that just walk in wearing one of these caps and that is it. This is one of the funniest because you have to be pretty desperate to do something like this. This is certainly something that no one would go out and plan.

Sunglasses

Not quite as bad as the previous one, this is still a pretty bad excuse for a criminal and even if they are the big police sunglasses it is just not going to get past anyone. Another desperate person trying to get at something in a time of need, who just puts on sunglasses when they are robbing a bank? No one which is why you can see the difference in the convenience store robber and a bank robber.

Tights

When they walk in looking like idiots remember that to get a pair of tights has actually taken a bit of thought so they know what they are after, kind of. The great thing for the cops when it comes to tights is that you can see right through them so they are easy to identify. It is really good to look into just how many stupid people are out there that use tights.

The worst thing about the more stupid criminals is that they are very stupid but also very dangerous and the stupid ones are often the most dangerous ones out there which is a real problem.

If they have Prada sunglasses then chances are they aren’t a criminal at all and if they are they are of the stylish kind.

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